Quip

In a world fizzing with fake health claims and tired, tasteless wellness drinks, Quip was born to disrupt, delight, and deliver. Not from a lab, but from a craving—one for something that didn't make you choose between performance and pleasure. We're not your gym bro's chalky shake or your influencer's mystery tonic. We're Quip, the world's first carbonated protein soda. Packed with fizz, flavor, and function, we're here to fuel bodies, boost vibes, and crack a few jokes while we're at it. Powered by clean protein, bold citrus and berry flavors, and unapologetic flair, Quip is what happens when the Jester raids the protein aisle and the Hero refuses to sip mediocrity. Every can is a mic drop of bold taste, clean ingredients, and zero compromise. We don't preach kale and cold plunges. We celebrate flavor and flex. Quip is for the ones who take the hustle seriously—but not themselves. The ones who deadlift irony and sip rebellion. The ones who want more from a drink than hydration—they want identity. So whether you're crushing PRs, clocking in Zoom hours, or vibing on the beach with "Tropic Like It's Hot," Quip is your sidekick. Your comic book in a can. Your smug little jester crown saying: yeah, I lift—and I laugh. This isn't just soda. It's soda you'll kill for (figuratively, of course). This is functional fizz with flair. This is Quip.